Our Story

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a scrawny prince named Christian McFlexington. Poor Christian was cursed with noodle arms and the stamina of a sloth on vacation.

One day, while trying to rescue a damsel in distress (she was actually just stuck in a long line at the smoothie bar), he approached this fair maiden. Alas, Christian realized he was so out of breath from climbing the stairs that he couldn't even carry on a conversation.

Desperate for a solution, he consulted the kingdom's wisest alchemists (read a bunch of gym bros with questionable nutrition degrees reddit posts), who concocted a mystical brew of powders and potions. But woe! The mixture tasted like a troll's gym socks and left Christian feeling itchy, anxious, and worst of all, yawning merely an hour after taking it.

Determined to find a better way, Christian embarked on a perilous journey through the Forests of Flavor and the Caves of Convenience. After battling fierce beasts (mostly angry squirrels and one very persistent Girl Scout selling cookies), he encountered a little forest mage named Hayden. Hayden, a master of elixirs and enchantments, offered to help Christian.

Hayden had been crafting a secret formula, a pre-workout elixir designed for balanced, all-day energy and sharpened focus—without the crash or overstimulation. This magical blend was enhanced with Cognizin® , to elevate memory and clarity, fueling both body and mind to achieve peak performance while staying gentle on the system.

Under Hayden’s guidance, Christian discovered the Effervescent Elixir’s secrets. Together, they perfected the formula, giving birth to 3rd Life Health—a potion so balanced yet powerful, it would transform fitness forever! With just two tablets in water, anyone could harness this sustained, life-friendly energy boost. Not only for gym warriors, but for all who seek sharper focus and lasting vitality—no jitters, no crashes, just the exhilaration of witnessing life’s big and small victories.

The secret lay in the perfect harmony of focus-enhancing sorcery, with Cognizin®  as the heart of this blend, empowering both mental clarity and physical endurance. This isn’t just a potion for the gym; it’s a daily dose of longevity and purpose, energizing minds and bodies for life’s quests—without the burnout of lesser formulas. Knights, scribes, and modern go-getters alike could embrace this effervescent wonder to stay strong, sharp, and ready for the journey ahead.

Thus, 3rd Life Health turned noodle-armed princes and princesses into legendary warriors of the weight room, one bubbly drink at a time.

Remember, dear reader, that while our origin story may be pure fantasy, the gains are very, very real.

Here is us on our wedding day, jk just Christian's wedding day... to smoothie bar girl.